Conspiracy Theorists

Please stop promoting false information, fear, and propaganda! There is no sinister plot by those members belonging to secret societies. Why don't you actually JOIN one and see for yourself what is going on! This is getting out of hand...

The Household Kingdom

By Order of the Queen:

If you would like food, come out of the bedroom and at least help cook it. No longer shall you try to rule from your bedroom kingdom and demand to be served. The house is the parental kingdom where I rule as the domestic queen mother, and so the needs of the kingdom home has a management that needs a rule where all responsibilities are shared. Each position, whether peasant or royalty, serve an important function that helps one another.

You are expected to perform your duties without comment or complaint, and perform your duties well. Your bedrooms will then cease to be your own domain and will rather become that of dungeon for time out and groundings.

Empty milk cartons...

I do not know which kid is leaving the empty milk cartons in the 'fridge, and I don't care who! I have told you over and over again: Stop leaving empty cartons in the refrigerator! Grr!

To the driver on E. Hwy. 44

Driving the big black pick up truck with the NRA bumper stickers and expressing hatred for socialism...

I turned on my left hand blinker to indicate I needed to move over. You angrily  honked at me.  And then you proceeded to remain in my blind spot! Either speed up or slow down so I can get over, will ya? I got kids in the car I need to get to school...